thesweetlyfe

thesweetlyfe:

Everyone, check out this short film by one of my good friends Spencer Muhlstock. It’s a short film about a man who gives his dysfunctional family a piece of his mind. I was a camera assistant and also marker man. So check it out because it’s a great short film which happens to star the Tony Award winner Christian Borle in the main role.

It’s nominated for an award so once you watch it, please go vote for it at this website right here: http://admin.awardeo.tv/video/103288480/5416a22b521e6947442bbe14

please watch this and go vote for it! Thanks guys

thephantomsangel

I feel so bad for my future children because it's constantly going to be like

  • Me when my kid is crying: Don’t cry for me, Argentinaaaaaaaaaaa….
  • Me when my kids are helping me clean: IT’S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US
  • Me eating breakfast with my kids: The other one’s still the toast of the town ‘cause he made butter outta cream…
  • Me playing hide and go seek with my kids: SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOOOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY!!
  • Me waking my kids up in the morning: Maybe we can frighten away the ghost of so many years with a little ILLUMINATION *flicks on lights*
  • Me when my kid has a crush: SHE’S IN LOOOOOOVEEEEEEE, SHE’S IN LOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
  • Me when my kid tries to run away: THEREEEEE, OUT IN THE DARKNESSSSSS… A FUGITIVE RUNNINGGGG…
  • Me giving my kids advice: If you only follow your heart…
  • Me when my kid gets their first boyfriend/girlfriend: OMIGOD OMIGOD YOU GUYS
  • Me when my kids are mad at me: TAKE ME BAAAABBBYYYYYYY, OR LEAVE MEEEEEEEE
  • Me giving my kids ‘the talk’: Once there was a night, beneath a moonless sky…
  • Me when my kids start driving: GOOOOOO GREASE LIGHTNING YOU BURNING UP THE QUARTER MILEEEEEEE
  • Me when my kids go off to college: Empty chairs and empty tables, where my friends will meet no more…